Well, I have regular sleepovers with my wife and I can tell you that at least once a month there is some exploring

Ah sorry! I thought by “we” you meant in the US, not Georgia

EDIT: Berlin though :)

Also Venice, Syracuse, Amsterdam, London, York, Munich, Madrid…

Insults from Trump and whoever writes his scripts are always projection.

The Democracts pedophile ring (but Epstein…), Hillary was using an unsecured email server (but the classified documents at Mar a Lago…) and the attempts to shoot him because of Dems inciting violence (but Jan 6…).

In that sense, his choice of words this time is interesting: “weak and terrible”.

Even that is too much for his current mental capacity. Briefings now consist entirely of Hegseth and Vance going FWOOOSHHH and KABLOOEY with their mouths while running around the oval office with their arms spread open, pretending to be warplanes.

Or a whole medium-sized AI datacenter!

Yes please, stop helping. And thank you! See? I didn’t forget to say it.

But really, you have done more than enough. A LOT more. Some would say you have done way too much. Get on your couch, turn on the tv, order a Big Mac and please, please, stop helping.

hey, I’m a certified idiot and even I can’t take any more of this! I have these primal instincts of trying to stay alive and reproduce, and I find that my chances at both are highly correlated with being decent to the other members of my race (humans, I mean). No brain, no problem!

the thing is we in the rest of the world are in the middle of a gun fight between two gangs. We like neither of them much at this point but really wished they’d stop shooting everywhere and their bosses just go resolve their issues with knives in a dark alley or something.

Honest question: which Iranian leader could realistically talk to Trump, and how?

For Iran apparently this is a time when being in a leadership role and using a phone or the internet are not compatible with remaining alive (together with family, quite a few neighbors and any nearby school or hospital). Even participating in a naval exercise that is supposed to be peaceful gets your whole ship torpedoed.

No, seriously, how would these supposed talks have happened and how would the US know that the person(s) they are talking to has any actual decision-making power? I am not saying talks don’t happen during a war but, looking at Russia and Ukraine, doesn’t it take weeks just to organize them?

• Bam, I won!
• what are you…
• ok, ok, since you gave up I will let you go
• but…
• Bam! I won again! Haha, you’re such a loser!
• I really don’t think punching your own balls is…
• Bam! Surprise attack! Just give up!
• Ok, man, whatever…

“John”? I had always assumed the middle J stood for Junior-fucker

That’s not it. It’s the lack of enthusiasm that drags Donnie down, the feeling that he has to always be the one to come up with ideas to keep this relationship with NATO alive.

Would it kill them to bomb one little school, or leave some civilian corpses as a surprise around the (white) house like they used to do?

It’s exhausting, really

Is it still considered a disorder when it is someone’s whole personality? If you removed the perpetual rage, the extreme narcissism and the bullying I think you would only find an orange stain on the floor where Trump was.

I mean… Each of those US bombs and missiles cost millions. Did they even say thank you?

Gargamel, The Movie. An old man living alone with his cat is slowly driven to madness by the soup of mushrooms he always boils in his cauldron.