Gooooooodamnit. I set an alarm for noon today to remind me of the blood moon on the 3rd.

I was more concerned about physical location

Tune in to find out.

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I wasn’t scared before this, so I’m going to do exactly that

Will you give it a rest dude?

Stop trying to summon Alice in Chains.

You misspelled Wompus Cat

They had two dads you bigot.

This is species appropriation and I’ll poison you with my beak so fucking fast dude

He came on or became both. Therefore, please shop at Walmart 10% more than you already do. This is not an ad.

proto chicken

Bro chickens are already loaded with protein, what are you doing?

Idk who the ten people that upvoted this are but godamnit

Edit: if you can see these edits, and how much I can’t handle sentence structure, and you are god, and not an egg, pls forgive me

allegedly

Yeah but like where did that chicken come from

It’s one of those things that should be obvious, but I was oblivious. Likely from pizza topping stigmas lmao

I was a hater. I wasn’t like in anyone’s face about it or anything but I looked down on it.

Then I had the Holy Trinity. Pepperoni, Pineapple, Jalapeño. Salty, spicy, sweet.

Ringo 4:15

He who is the second best drummer in the Beatles still makes a shit load of money.

Sharing insightful shit deserves praise too, thanks for sharing friend

You ever read a lie so brazen that you know for a fact the person that wrote it knew it sounded absurd and ran with it anyway?