VibeSurgeon

Congress was about to push a bill limiting the ability of the president to declare war because of stick shaking orange baby.

The president can’t declare war anyway so this theoretical legislation would not have any effect

I imagine trying to keep up with feeling all of those emotions must be like playing a song on Guitar Hero that’s just a bit too fast for your current abilities

How would it even work to have 1000s of emotions each minute? That’s a minimum of 16,6 emotions every second. Is he under the impression that women have superhuman time perception?