OH NO!

Anyway, who cares?

If this is the shit you care about you need to spend less time on your phone

Mine was hacking

Visually it looks like it’s navigating a maze but 90s films taught me that when it finds the skull in the center of the maze it’s successfully hacked the government

This comic is better than any comic you ever see in r/comics

Pizza-whatever always makes the front page with some shit worse than Garfield

Frame 1: “I’m a strong independant woman!”

Frame 2: She throws up

Frame 3: She wipes her mouth

Frame 4: Sorry, I though about Trump

Reddit: OMG THIS IS THE GREATEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN EVER OMG HAHAHAHAHAH SO FUNNY HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I’m so proud to American

A kettle? What’s that?

I did try shooting my gun a whole bunch and cooking them with the heated up barrel

I use cook my ramen noodles in the bowl I would eat them out of

Looking back that’s incredibly stupid but my thought at the time was, “I got to put the noodles in something, how about a bowl?”

So I’d put the noodles in a bowl (glass or porcelin or whatever they’re made out of these days), pour water in, put it on the stove

Lucky the bowl never exploded on me

Why a pot wasn’t the first thing that came to my mind I’ll never know… Weirdly, I don’t know when I realized I was being stupid. Just one day I was like, “I should put my noodles in a pot”