In France, it was red wine and condoms. But you do you.

That’s about 11.4 football (soccer) fields.
8.75 busses equal a football field for those wondering.

Probably every German above a certain age remembers this early 2000s AOL TV spot.

(He recently went into the internet. The site startet loading instantly… That was two days ago… It’s still loading… Anyway, he’s still young. He isn’t in a hurry.)

^* human life, not humans. Being confined like a potted plant is considered acceptable for a person in a coma or with a severe disabilities, but not for a pet.