They made it twice. We’re overdue for another one.

The Blue Lagoon is the best answer. No one would touch this with a 10 foot pole anymore.

No zoom-in necessary.

Around adulthood.

“Buckman! There was a fingernail in my food, ya fatass moron! Yesterday, it was a Band-Aid!”

Buckman: “Sorry, sir. The Band-Aid was holding the fingernail on.”

No Way Out (1950). Depicts a race riot. At one point a character uses the N word dozens of times in a row uninterrupted. Much of Sidney Poitier’s career would be hard to remake these days. Pressure Point (1962) where he’s a therapist trying to deprogram a Nazi. Maybe that’s exactly what the world needs a remake of right now, but we’re not gonna get it.

Basic Instinct (1992), Body Heat (1981), that sort of thing. They might remake it into a TV show, but they’re not putting that much sex in theaters.

Charlie Chan. A series of detective films about a Chinese detective who was always played by a white guy. Though you could make this movie in 2026, you wouldn’t cast a white person.

Countless movies where the subject matter is painfully out of date. They used to make anti-alcohol pictures when prohibition was a thing. Couldn’t vs. wouldn’t, I guess.

Can you give me the exact locations of all lost civilizations? Ideally any that have Pompeii-like level of preservation.

XP was the business standard for like 20 years. Windows 7 was the next one to do that.

Sounds like it might be fun in the moment, problematic in the medium, and then not problematic in the long run.

OP said 1800-present. If you’re talking about the 1899 split, then that’s the colonial powers. What am I missing?

Tiny island nations that were largely the victim of colonization by others. Trinidad and Tobago. Samoa.

Within reason, yes. Not looking for anything complicated.

Gas is up about $1/gal in the last month or so. It was up 10 cents a day for a bit.

including 80-something-year-old Bob Heironimus, who confessed to being the individual wearing the fake Bigfoot suit in the film.

I saw a doc at least 10+ years ago with this same guy saying the same thing. I believe him. But somehow people who believe in Bigfoot don’t care.

Uh… it was like the default example for “evil leader” before Hitler.

Sounds like someone who wants attention. Enjoys the edginess and obvious absurdity in a statement like that.

If it’s on the internet archive, then it’s probably been scanned by AI.

Not sure I understood your question.

People who use that quote in the 21st century are generally arguing pro-fascism.