That’s awesome! Must have taken a day or two, I bet.

You have to eat the skins, and you have to add butter made from the milk of grassfed cows. Only then does it offer enough nutrition to survive. It’s still not great for you.

Potatoes are proof that god loves us and wants us to be happy.

It’s theorized that this is why oak trees make an inordinate number of acorns every 7 years. It tricks the squirrels to burying more acorns than they could possibly consume without them getting used to the abundance that might otherwise cause them to stop squirreling away so many.

It figures a religious nut would think it’s called a “car engine” light and not a “check engine” light.

How many piles of zero sand can one possess?

Zero. If a pile has zero sand, it’s not a pile.

Do you see the inherent contradiction of calling the lack of sand a pile?

Nothing isn’t a thing. It’s right in the name!