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Toomahtoo

Duckduckgo’s search results are the internet equivalent of hotdog water.

His name is humpty dumpty. Thats a fantastic egg name.

Thats all the evidence i need.

Not exactly. It was supposed to be a cautionary tale, a sort of instruction manual on what to look for.

Fwiw, he likes the movie more.

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Unlike your mother, who’s basically the entire joke everywhere

Taking advice from a random internet comic is the smart move.

I TRIED TO DO WHAT IT SHOWED IN THE PICTURE BROTHER BUT NOW IM IN THE HOSPITAL WITH A VICE GRIPS LATCHED ONTO MY SWIM SUIT AREA.

AUNT GRETA ISNT GOING TO LIKE THIS ONE

AROOOOOOO