Nope, i am not nearly that cute

Dearest creature in creation, The weirdest part is pronunciation…

I wonder how they eat without being poisoned by their cooks

I would like to see more raccoons

I bought a crate of water in the morning and will have to do the same tomorrow. So far I drank 9 bottles 0.7 l each and a litre of tap water

May I play again?

I don’t cry for dead assholes but independently of this listing everybody who downvotes you is an obnoxiously petty move

May I switch it?

Childless honey-mustard

King (one punch man)