Hey, that’s still impressive since it’s all legit comments and not spam or something!

Oh, I agree. I intentionally avoid subscriptions to these giants to the point of downloading everything I want for totally offline play. Can you do that, and bring a Bluetooth speaker to play music from your phone in your pocket?

True, @[email protected] could pay for it using the mental health fund their company provides! Wait…

Off-topic: Is this the only post across all of Lemmy whose comments are nearly 2x as many as its upvotes?

Well gee, then go on with the rest of the list. How can you just tantalize us like that and not feel bad?