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9 days ago





Licking my boss’s orifices. It’s a dog whistle


What’s going on with the crowd delivering people to the yellow vests?


This entire penguin has a point.
It’s time to nationalize all vital industries.
Starting with cannabis.
The politically correct term is dummysexual
If i don’t hear mexican music blaring from any given kitchen, I walk
I read, “and all that jizz”


A splash of vinegar in the water as it boils and 5 to 10 seconds in an ice bath to stop the cooking. Works every time.
They say the greater the snoot the greater the wisdom