I am a self-taught juggler. I taught myself at the age of six

The version of the Little Einsteins theme song i would sing in middle school and high-school everytime we went on a field trip on a school bus

We’re going on a trip, in our favorite piece of shit! Doin’ 95, we’ll probably fucking die!

The teachers hated it but a bunch of the other kids thought it was funny and would sing along

But really though, have you ever ridden on the highway in a schoolbus during a fieldtrip? This is absolutely what it felt like, that you were going 95 mph with no seatbelts and you were gonna die