Klear

Kids under the tracks travel free.

(nothing sinister, I’m just very bad at comprehending)

Imagine your name is Cathy Lou and the barrista reads that as a blasphemous gurgle that is impossible to produce with human vocal cords.

You can swear on the internet.

It’s preferable to Zergchicken, trust me.

*Magneto is typing*

You just need to wake up.

There are more dinosaurs discovered (and named) these days than ever before. We’re in the golden age of paleontology.

I know celebrities! Like, uh… K-Smog, and Zoosha…

I know a bit about French and I can tell you their spelling does not rule.

Better than English, but that’s not a very high bar to clear.

Nah, but the little glass covering my phone camera is broken, so the quality is extra shitty.