do not grieve, soon i shall be one with the matrix

I have all four of them, and they came out normal. You guys are so weird.

The bike, too, has been produced in a factory.

But we can reduce consumption, and production a bike causes significantly less pollution that production of a car.

And/or great butts.

Missionary is the vanilla of sex. And I mean that in the best way.

I’ve had ten phones since 1997 and never done it like that.

The acceleration started happening 11-13 years ago…

Sold everything with massive profit early July. Even if it doesn’t crash, I’m happy.

I have a fascinating ASMR-like sensation that comes from listening to other people get massages. My gf uses this neck/back massager and the quiet droning, like a cat purring, just sends my brain to the other dimension.

But for online stuff, unironically, the first part of massage porn videos.

I loved my NP1. Had to replace it when the battery suddenly got pregnant when I was in the mountains, and the only one relatively decent in the local store was a Nord 5.

I get it! Or I don’t.

I like Qwant, but I’m a European working for a French enterprise, so.

In Russia, bear is pet.

They don’t want to show you ratings, because that will make it obvious how shit their catalog is.

My $30k Hyundai never oversteers, yet I’m the one with a “shit car”.

I sold all my funds today. Gonna hold on to my cash until this bubble bursts.