Don’t want to spoil anything because you really should, but this is very reminiscent of a plot point in one of the books.

Have you read Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy?

I am actually very domesticated. Stick me in the wild and I’ll die on day 1 from trying to pet something venomous.

I’m not a bad person for saying no and my intrusive thoughts do not define me.

heh

insert prison colony joke