When i get excited or angry my ability to articulate goes out the window. It usually comes out as mumbled gibberish

A friend of mine went on a date Sunday night. For some reason they started talking politics. This bitch ass cry baby mommas boy walks OUT on the date, WITHOUT paying for his drinks/food. Luckily my friend only had to pay for her stuff. I’ll give you one guess what his political leanings were. These maga morons got no balls

Lotr is overrated, there i said it

My tacoms 4wd knob is directly next to the ac knob. It’s crazy stupid

My instant pot is amazing. Everyone i know has one. How did they fail??