I would simply pinch the handle between my absolute dumptruck bootycake cheeks

“Hey there, old chump friend. Could you send your people to die for our strategic objectives? That’d be swell”

Lived on a grid the last 15 years and it objectively rules. The “objectively” part is the appreciating property values of the home I just sold, which outpaced those of cul-de-sac homes is my area over that same timeframe. Grid gang 4 lyfe

If this camper’s a-clankin’

Don’t knock — I’m wankin’

Millipedes out here sending lemurs to Zobooland

Wait til u hear what they find in the humble poppy

TBF there are many well-paid advisors telling him to be snively

Being able to hang your own hammock will feel fairly badass. I think the best answer is to take the route that you know will actually get you to practice. If that’s a book for you, great! But if you know that you’re likely to lose interest with a self-driven method then an outdoors club could be just the ticket. Depends on what kind of person you are. Maybe the Sierra Club?

My mans lookin’ like a witch cursed him to only be able to bleat like a goat (oh yeah, he mad)

For starters, hidden catapults that fling men into the sea where sharks live

Next Hugo Boss will shift production to IDF and ICE uniforms

Wanksy undefeated

U can’t even be mad at Derek bro u can’t even be mad don’t be a playa h8r bro

All the ppl suggesting numbers need to realize the months already have that nickname. U can literally just write the number on a check or triplicate government form and it will be understood

Derek so fly he brought 2 bitchin’ jackets

Chipmunks in shambles

The sound you here is me playing the worlds stupidest violin

You usedta could piece together a McGangbang with $2 and a dream