aliceitc

Omg so beautiful ❤️❤️❤️

Cath Vader

It’s angry because it’s missing the olive

Sounds like my best friend, she “bullied” me into loving her

kinky!

It’s half past 10pm here

We’re in the same timezone then!!! Happyyyy ❤️

It’s good to hear that you had a great day and drank plenty of water! I have a bit of trouble myself with keeping hydrated enough…I do my best!

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Drink some water and have a great day!

lmao this would be perfect for a comic book!

and i could psychically control/order the kittens to do things and they’d do it.

The closest thing is “Stray” the best videogame humanity will ever create. You’re a cat. And there’s robots.

i also got kidnapped by Alan Rickman, who himself had been kidnapped by The Big Evil and we were having to use my kitten powers to escape.

I don’t know exactly how you would use kittens to escape from kidnap, but I’m sure there is a way! You can even use them to save a patient from dying!

Like those weird pornos I used to watch back in the day! But instead of a dick jumping out of a pizza box, it’s a pussycat!!!

That fur looks so soft, and lovely to cuddle!

What I imagine when people say “I found my kitten in a trashcan”

Stuffed with food‽‽‽ I haven’t eaten for a whole 15 minutes now! I’m basically starving!

Heh, what can I say. I’m the same. I yell when my plate’s too full and I yell when it’s too empty. But when I’m happy I want to run and jump and hug my friends. And then I get sleepy.

Man! I would be great as a cat…

They see that for us humans communicating is a big deal, and they want to be a part of it in our lives ❤️

I think he just likes to talk, because he’s been like that since he was a kitten.

Talk back to him, maybe he just wants a conversation 🥰

We all know orange cats don’t have enough brain cells for that. We love them anyway.

that’s just what they want you to believe… You should know that orange cats are just undercover CIA¹ agents.

[1] Cats’ Intelligence Agency

This is genius