Hey I’m Zroy ZcClure, you might remember me from such films as, Learn your ABC’s and The Alphabet: A Consonant Vowel.

And way safer around those children

Yeah I saw that, how tiny are their legs?

That would make a bangin movie. Kinda like sausage party but more on the dark esoteric existentialism side.

I fully believe he thinks its a swimming pool.

I feel like a community like that on here would go well.

Why are these damn poors not spending their money, don’t they know I have a family to ignore!

If a streaming company is greedy and lets you use the same card each sign up, you can indefinitely use their service for free using an endless supply of free emails.

I had Foxtel Go, an online pay tv service in Australia, for free for 2 years before I got bored of it, I think I fucked up like 3 times and had to pay, but as long as you cancel it a day or 2 before, you’ll be fine.

It’s fine when they brick our property, but its a crime when we brick their property.

So, what you are saying is, I need to make a jazz band that does 30 second songs.

Satan: vende mihi animam tuam pro maximo desiderio

Me: what’s this about my verandah?

Satan: vende mihi animam tuam pro maximo desiderio

Me: Sorry, I… I got to get going, I got an appointment, hope you get help with whatever the fuck you need.