Bobby Two Times

Ugh… I grew up during the 80s with absolutely no parental oversight. I was allowed to read and watch whatever I wanted. Ton of slasher and horror movies, though 3 fuuuuuucked me up. Friday the 13th - Jason, Child’s Play - Chucky, and the most impactful being Nightmare on Elm Street - Freddy Krueger.

At a 6 year old sleepover, the host father rented Nightmare on elm Street for a bunch of us little dudes. Half way through the movie, i got up and dressed out of my pajamas and walked home. I had nightmares for years about Freddy, chasing me in our basement around the oil heater. Fucking traumatized…

My old boss had a dog named “deeohgee”, literally dog spelled out. He also had a daughter named “Katie”, which was him compromising with the mother as he wanted to name her “Ka’idee” (kid spelled out…).

You absolutely must give out full size candy bars. What happens if Death visits?

Probably forced to by America and Rubio…

Freiburg to Paris in about 3h, just went last weekend.