If I need answers on boobies I’ll ask you. We are talking about balls here. You are out of your element!

It better be a dr. Pepper! And that’s just to hold you over until you get to the drive thru bar. Thier specials have been pickle flavored for a while, who wants to get drunk on that?

You can give trump credit for that. He certainly got me interested in politics.

Before he ran for president I was a fan of trump. I also work in sales and at that time I thought he was a great bullshit artist. I had trump vodka, I went to his casino. I was a fan.

When he said he was running for president I thought it was halarious. I thought about running myself just so I could say “high I’m Micheal former presidential candidate for the Republican 2020, 2024, and 3056. I’d like to order the chicken quesadilla with cinimon twists and a Baja blast thank you”

My point is I was on board for the silly mess but I voted for Hilary obviously. Who would ever let a bullshit artist run a country!

I love bugs bunny, would I give him nuclear bombs? Absolutely fucking not. If you made me president I’d remove Fluoride from the drinking water and add cocaine. Maybe don’t vote for me and I probably should never be rich or powerful.

Trump was like “why not be president “ and that’s when I was like “no bro… if you bullshit your way thru a presidency people are gonna get hurt”

You don’t give bugs bunny executive privilege and law making abilities.

TLDR: Donald trump is a joke I found funny before he started running for political office.

I really don’t know where the “bigger in Texas” thing comes from. I know when traveling to Florida is a two day trip. The first day is all Texas and the second day is traveling thru the other 3 states. I know king ranch is big enough if your car breaks down you are in real trouble. People die walking thru king ranch it’s so big.

I don re know about Canada but there a whole lot of nothing in Texas. Driving for hours and seeing nothing but land.

I forgot I wrote that and just saw “you can play with year old balls” in my notifications. lol.

I’d love to go back to not caring about politics. I’d love to go back to never wondering if the surgeon general has ever practiced medicine in thier life.

That’s very true. I’m living with a dictator who insists the economy is great because stocks are high. That’s not really how the average persons measure life.

It’s the only sport I know of where the balls expire. Tennis lessons for my son was kinda expensive. Also he hated it after like three days lol

I’ve got bad news we are all mostly already blue. Replicocans only win because voting is a pain is the ass by design. When democrats when they don’t even try to fix things, they just put thier hands up and say “I’m so pissed but thier nothing we can do other then complain quietly to ourselves. Thats a shame.

They do have more teeth than someone from Texas… fair point.

There’s also Alamo rental car. Don’t come at me with your “it’s called alamo” unless the most famous not Texan (Davey Crockette ) weighed your luggage.

Off topic joke I worked at a leather shop in Florida but again I’m from Texas. We sold very large knives to scary bikers.

Anyway one guy said to me “a Bowie knife make everyone think twice lol”

Me: I don’t know man, you know who else had a Bowie knife? Jim Bowie. And he fuckin died.

It makes less than zero. If I told you I was starting a new society run by people with a mole on thier face you point out that that’s a ridiculous metric

Like the phrase “don’t judge book by its cover”

Our society promotes “Judge them entirely by thier cover”

It’s not only bad it’s a inefficient way to run a society.

That’s wild to hear. I always thought of hockey as a sport of diplomacy. It’s heart breaking to hear the ethical hockey players are choosing a more aggressive approach to politics. The “might makes right” viewpoint.

It you are playing hockey the goal is finding a solution not just hurting people until you win.

Very disappointing.

Satire.

I don’t know that’s close to a blood bond and trump is mentally 9 years old. It might confuse him.

I felt I had to add that because we live in the crazy timeline

Edit: I couldn’t help but notice you didn’t mention YOUR Alamo? We had a whole ass Alamo and you didn’t.

Satire

I’m aware some territories do and some do not. This is America and we are simple minded folk. If they don’t become a state than they aren’t are people. And even if they do join they’re kinda brown… it’ll still be a thing

California doesn’t fuck about. While a higher gdp than new York’s is still nothing to ignore

Bro I live In Texas. I just saw this in all.

Everything, and I mean everything, is bigger in Texas

Except budget, taxes, healthcare, eduction, over all happiness, morals or freedom

But we’re number one in having an Alamo.

To be clear this is satire.

I’m about to say sounds silly but I say it often.

“He wants to make all of Canada a single state…wouldn’t you break it up into multiple states? With Canada as the 51 state be the new powerhouse? Like California? Because Canada is like a whole ass country”

And I know that’s not the issue. The issue is that he’d threaten war at all… but imagine the entirety as Canada as one single state. Also Venezuela is the 52 state. Iran and Greenland are combined to the 53 state because fuck it its nearly 5 o’clock”

Puerto Rico will remain not a state