Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 days ago

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Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 days ago

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

I eat mop.

I eat mop who?

Eww, that’s gross.

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‘ma’ as in ‘mama’ is the sound used in ‘mop’, not ‘map’

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