(the day i bought my hat)
(three years later)*
*and it’s not even the same hat!
Damn.
That’s.
A.
$52 Hat
I like it
Nearly 50 and don’t have a single hat that dominates. I have around 15 that I wear at various times. But most often don’t wear one at all. I went through my hat phase in elementary and jr high.
Imma hillychopter
I always wantes to have a hat like that
Haha, I’m glad I’m not like that…
remembers the blue hat I wear every day
Ah, crap.
Same exact reaction.
“At least I don’t wear a hat.”
Except for that blue cadet-style cap you got in Colorado that you liked because it, combined with your beard, made you look vaguely like a train conductor or a maybe a Union soldier and also expressed your love of mountains which you wear almost every morning when walking your dog to hide your bed-head.
“Fuck.”
Squidbillies-ass looking hat
Well that’s a name I haven’t heard in a long time.
Edit: I ended up going the 5-panel, flat brim hat long ago due to ultimate.
Bug Catcher Brownsgy wants to fight
dididledee dididledee 🌀🌀🌀I actually have this as my profile pic on Discord:
Considering how my neck usually ends up after a day of gardening I should probably invest in one of those.
i dont like hats i only have 2 that i dont wear
Mine is a Boonie hat in digicam that I made myself from scratch
Your face camo works better with that terrain than the hat camo
That’s just how I look
Your skin looks radiant! What is your secret?
…remember: if the ladies don’t find you handsome, they should at least find you handy…
I’m 39, I don’t wear hats.
9 damn wasted years
I do wear this at festivals
you’ve been forgiven
I had a period in my early 20s when I wore one if these:
I had no thought behind it, just liked it, but many thought it was to look older. Haven’t really worn a hat since then, only a beanie during winter but not at all in a “define my personality” way. Guess I gotta go and find something, definitely some hippie thing!
I bought one like this recently, because I shave my head and without one it’s either too cold or too sunny. I love it, but my kids keep saying it’s an “old man’s hat”. I don’t care, I’ve had people in the street stop me to tell me it looks good .
I waited until 40 and went with the rave/dance festival bucket hat
Instructions unclear, I am attached to a raggedy black hoodie.
The backwards hat maneuver fell out of style a while ago. You now see it mostly on people in their 40s rather than anyone younger
…i wear my driving cap backwards so i can see the open sky in my field of view, otherwise it defeats tne entire purpose of dropping the roof…plus, i suppose it’s also less-likely to blow off without a brim up front to catch the wind when i look upward…
As long as it’s not the maga hat we good fam.
As a 49ers fan I carry a little extra hate for them choosing a red hat to signify their shittiness.
Same as a Chicago Bulls fan.
You can pry my MAKE AMERICA GOON AGAIN hat from my cold, dead hands.
You might wanna go & see a doctor to get those cold, dead hands looked at…
No way anyone’s touching those hands, we know where they’ve been.
Texas: Y’all ain’t gotta wait ‘till yer 30! You can put on a Stetson soon as yer old enough for mutton bustin’ and wear that sucker for the rest of yer got-danged life!
I’ve got a beaver-skin U.S. Forest Service Stetson. It doesn’t even fit, but it’s so badass I can’t part with it.
Edit: Picture:
How close is it? You can take it into a hat store with a steamer and have them resize it.
Good idea, I may just try someday, when I pull it out of storage.
And being the southwest wearing a hat outside isn’t really a choice, unless you like a sunburned scalp.
