Flip the script
We need a fourth one for “User error”.
A pebkac mode.
I would forget I set this up and not fix the problem for a while. Honestly seems like a win if the boss can’t tell.
Further increase confusion by having error pages where all 3 are green
Add more colours a button that turns it into a slot machine. Three sevens and you win a prize.
(a redirect to a picture of a duck)
When you’ve eliminated all other possibilities, it must be the user that’s at fault
Add a contact button so they can email CloudFlare about the bug directly.
That’s gotta be like actually illegal unless cloud flair is to blame and then how did they reach your server?
I mean, you have to modify it of course. You can’t literally blame cloudflare.
But you can modify everything so that it’s a funny joke that still looks like the cloudflare error that people know.
Just call it cloudfare.
