Don’t let conservatives lie about their abject incompetence. No one hacked the FAA. Conservatives are just pathological liars.
Abandon the IRS, let rich people keep their money!
It wasn’t hackers it was Super Incompetence with a lot of corruption.
A company which donated to Sean Duffy’s son in laws’ campaign received a nearly 1 billion dollars contract to develop AI slop.
After they deployed it it broke the system and instead of going after then for not delivering what they promised they are trying to turn it around that they need to invest additional 50 billion dollars to replace everything else so their AI slop can work.
That’s an awfully smart con. Fuckers
Come on, smart is when I buy it, which I am not
Let’s hack the IRS into actually collecting from rich people
The government can do that whenever. It’s an obscure method known as “properly funding the IRS”
Zero-day exploit that the devs still haven’t bothered patching. SMH my head
That’s why they keep. Cutting positions. The IRS is one if the few organizations in the government who actually make a profit the more agents they have. But this hurts the Trump-Epstein class, so…
Good news. We’ve traced the call… it’s coming from inside the house.
which house?
Cheesecake Factory
judges?
yes, we’ll take that as well as “what is, The White House?”
A Circus
I don’t have a street name but the address is just ’1’.
ChatGPT: “You’re correct, you did say that. That’s my misunderstanding. Would you like me to try a different approach?”
Yes, please go around.
That’s all for my plane joke, thanks for laughing.
System from '79: RTTY RBT ABT 5645 AT BRK RST #45 0x785FAA ABORT
Next, student loans!
Technically, if they wiped the federal government’s data on the loans it would just wipe the subsidies and repayment/forgiveness plans and allow the loan lenders/servicers who provided the funds to make the borrowers’ lives hell.
The actual lenders are not the government, the government only subsidizes the loan. It’s a horrible system designed by lobbying lenders.
Probably just Arby’s customer service AI chatbot hacking the FAA
“We have the fleets!”
Didn’t they break something while deploying an “upgrade”?
They cut out the old copper wires and replaces it with fiber, but the fiber wrapping failed and everything went offline.
Funny thing about it is probably less than a year ago I saw a political talkshow host discuss this exact possibility because there is only 1 central server location with no redundancy, might have been John Oliver.
Of course it’s suspicious that this happens right as they deployed their FAA Flight Controller AI tools nationwide which they’ve been using in Washington DC for a couple of months, and now Republicans and Fox News are talking about the need for congress to “upgrade and modernize” the nation’s flight controller technology. Sounds to me like an excuse to further the surveillance state.
They added something new in and Duffy mentioned routers. My guess is the new thing added more network traffic, and the routers are probably ancient 10mbps or something tiny and it overwhelmed it.
They developed an AI slop which failed but they are trying to turn it around that it was the old system that couldn’t handle the AI slop and that we should spend another 50 billion (on top of that 1 billion they got) to replace the old system.
They cashed 1 billion dollars made some MCP interface to old system with a prompt to ask for an optional route and got surprised that once they started making queries for every plane in the sky it was making massive number of queries that overwhelmed the whole system.
Something something malice, stupidity.





