If I’m knocking on a door I silently count how many times I knock. I prefer to knock 5 times but it’s not a solid rule lol. Friends have accused me of “cop knocking” so at their houses I knock the mario bros riff
I learned the cop knock early on in my delivery career. People ask why I didn’t use the bell. Because more than half the time the bell doesn’t work, that’s why. I don’t have all night to stand out here looking stupid. Hitting your door with my baton did, though, didn’t it? Plus if you’re going to bust out of here running your mouth with some dumb shit, I’m already holding my baton.
I wouldn’t do it hard enough to leave a dent in the door except with people I really disliked.
I never had the occasion to whack a customer, regardless of how richly some of them may have deserved it. But people lurking around the vicinity who were stupid enough to believe they were the first person to think of jumping the pizza man from behind at the door were a different story.
If I’m knocking on a door I silently count how many times I knock. I prefer to knock 5 times but it’s not a solid rule lol. Friends have accused me of “cop knocking” so at their houses I knock the mario bros riff
I learned the cop knock early on in my delivery career. People ask why I didn’t use the bell. Because more than half the time the bell doesn’t work, that’s why. I don’t have all night to stand out here looking stupid. Hitting your door with my baton did, though, didn’t it? Plus if you’re going to bust out of here running your mouth with some dumb shit, I’m already holding my baton.
I wouldn’t do it hard enough to leave a dent in the door except with people I really disliked.
I never had the occasion to whack a customer, regardless of how richly some of them may have deserved it. But people lurking around the vicinity who were stupid enough to believe they were the first person to think of jumping the pizza man from behind at the door were a different story.