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    “I put on my robe and wizard hat (and pray that you’re not watching a documentary on wand making.)”

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        "I am indeed. NOW I CAST LVL 99 EROTICISM. Nothing happens…

        … I know I’m a fraud bb! I know who you are: you’re the great Wren of House Byrd, the mightest wizard of all the lands… I jus- I just wanted to be like you! And- and when I heard you were in town… 😭

        I reluctantly take off my robe and wizard hat. Then I bolt away running. Don’t look at meee!"