create a worldwide network of people that sabotage every rich or powerful asshole from saving themselves, damning the human species to extinction.
Where do I sign?
you make a valid point.
why wait? If we do the hard part now, we’ll have six months to fuck around.
Ngl they’d try to hide it from us to stop the economy from crashing
Edge for 6 months and have an earth shattering orgasm before the earth shatters.
So blue balls for 6months it is, then! Not what I would have chosen, but to each their own
surprise, it’s a ruined orgasm and you die disappointed and blue balled.
your mom
Shit, I don’t know. I’m a janitor at a preschool. There really isn’t anything I can do
I don’t know! I’ve already got enough shit to worry about and now you want me to contemplate imminent doom.
Quit our jobs.
We would stop paying the mortgage, assuming anyone is even still at the bank it would take longer than 6 months to evict us.
Then we’d just hang out with our dog and do as much fun stuff as we could
Pack the tent and camping gear in my car, and take my kids on an epic camping trip across Europe.
Same thing I’m doing now but with less doom scrolling.
Eliminate all dictators for start
Hike the AT, I would just pack up and go. Try to make it to Maine before it hits us.
mostly just be angry that it isnt getting here sooner.
Maybe see if any hookers are offering doom discounts.
Build a fucking spaceship, duh
Nothing different. My live rules
We panic in a peW
