They usually count my bottom-half twice.
Palestinians 'cause you’re getting your numbers from Google
Peter Dinklage
AI slop from Google

Scott Weiland said in his song Creep that he was “half the man he used to be”. Maybe it’s someone like that.
Bunch of people are on the fence.
Haven’t you ever heard the expression “half brother”?
Typical race condition because birth is not an atomic operation. Count function was called when baby was half in / half out.
Are conjoined twins counted as 1.5 persons?

Why is everyone so dumb
Math aint mathing
Might be mething.
Due to the recent supreme court ruling black people are 3/5 again.
You can’t get to a half by adding up fifths.
Sure you can. 2.5/5
Anything is possible with American math.
Add 5 whales and 34 prairie dogs and you get 26.5 elephants
Multiply 14 cats by 31 dogs and you get an abomination unto god
You think there is only one half person. Really, there’s a lot more than that. It’s odd.









