Going on a quest? Fuck yeah

Break out some coconuts and become her faithful steed.

I challenge her to a duel. If I win, I gain her hand in marriage. If she wins… I suppose I would have to give her my hand in marriage.

Seems like a good knight out.

Finally I could say “m’lady” without shame.

Naughty jokes aside, I would love that, laugh my ass off, and look forward to an amazing date.