The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Curated Tumblr@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 3 months agoWhat would you do with a second chance?lemmy.worldimagemessage-square179linkfedilinkarrow-up1824arrow-down116
arrow-up1808arrow-down1imageWhat would you do with a second chance?lemmy.worldThe Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Curated Tumblr@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 3 months agomessage-square179linkfedilink
minus-squarejoshg253@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up5·3 months agoI don’t get the eat a nickel thing, but the genie version of granting this “wish” is that you’re a baby today, not when you were born.
minus-squareBuddahriffic@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·3 months agoGenie: Well, ok, you’re already a big baby, so that was an easy wish.
minus-squareWoodScientist@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·3 months agoI mean, that’s a good start. But amateur hour for a true jackass genie. The monkey’s paw makes you a baby. Today. Specifically an adult baby.
I don’t get the eat a nickel thing, but the genie version of granting this “wish” is that you’re a baby today, not when you were born.
Genie: Well, ok, you’re already a big baby, so that was an easy wish.
I mean, that’s a good start. But amateur hour for a true jackass genie.
The monkey’s paw makes you a baby. Today. Specifically an adult baby.