That same little voice in my head that tells me I should bite babies and squeeze puppies because it’ll make them cuter. Oh my god, do you think that’s God?! I should probably start following through with cute aggression! Unless it’s not God, which means… Fuck you, I’m gonna get drunk at this funeral!
If god didn’t want me to nosh on baby toes, why did he make them look so damn noshable? In this Ted talk, I’ll explain why cannibalism is a divine mandate, based on…
That same little voice in my head that tells me I should bite babies and squeeze puppies because it’ll make them cuter. Oh my god, do you think that’s God?! I should probably start following through with cute aggression! Unless it’s not God, which means… Fuck you, I’m gonna get drunk at this funeral!
Honestly pretty good time to get drunk.
If god didn’t want me to nosh on baby toes, why did he make them look so damn noshable? In this Ted talk, I’ll explain why cannibalism is a divine mandate, based on…