The US embassy in Bangkok announced on Monday that all US visa applicants must set their social media accounts to public for screening.
The requirement is effective immediately and aims to enable screening to confirm applicants’ identity and legal admissibility, the embassy posted on its Facebook account.
You will have no civil liberties and you will obey. That is our future. A managed resource akin to cattle. With controlled populations for economic purposes.
Not having social media is a problem?
I wouldn’t go to that shithole even if it was the last piece of dry land on earth.
Umm, US Customs has been asking for social media accounts from everyone entering the country for years… since trumps 1 st term. Perhaps the “foot a visa” part is new but they’ve been loyalty checking for ages already.
I didn’t have to give them any socials during Biden
This is slightly unnerving to me. I mean, all my social media is already public but I post so much and so often, how would they even go through it all?
Me: “You want my social media accounts? Sure! They’re all public, and Google says there’s over 4.6 million words to go through—I actually had it run through them all to gather the real figures from its database—starting with newsgroups, then phBB forums, Slashdot, Digg, IRC logs, Reddit, Stack Overflow, and loads more. Good luck! I recommend sorting by most viewed and then most upvotes 👍”
Them: “Uh. What are newsgroups?”
Because much of my writing is highly technical, it’s not exactly “beach reading” material. So let’s assume the customs officer in charge of producing my biography can read it at about 150 WPM…
511 hours or 12.8 weeks if they’re only going to read during their 40-hour work schedule. They’d have to spend over three months reading my thoughts.
Imagine the line of people waiting behind me!
Don’t worry, it won’t be a human going through it, but a horribly biased LLM. Have fun being labeled a terrorist!
Have fun being labeled a terrorist!
A Microsoft AI being put in charge of that would come to that conclusion.
“EXTREME DANGER: This person wants to end software patents! They’ve been at it for over thirty years!”
This is slightly unnerving to me. I mean, all my social media is already public but I post so much and so often, how would they even go through it all?
Me: “You want my social media accounts? Sure! They’re all public, and Google says there’s over 4.6 million words to go through—I actually had it run through them all to gather the real figures from its database—starting with newsgroups, then phBB forums, Slashdot, Digg, IRC logs, Reddit, Stack Overflow, and loads more. Good luck! I recommend sorting by most viewed and then most upvotes 👍”
Them: “Uh. What are newsgroups?”
Because much of my writing is highly technical, it’s not exactly “beach reading” material. So let’s assume the customs officer in charge of producing my biography can read it at about 150 WPM…
511 hours or 12.8 weeks if they’re only going to read during their 40-hour work schedule. They’d have to spend over three months reading my thoughts.
Imagine the line of people waiting behind me!
Hah! I have no social media.
Oh yeah, and there’s absolutely no way you’d even get me to go to the US
How to Get a US Visa (Without Really Trying)
Step 1: Create a Truth Social account.
Step 2: Create a litany of “truths” praising God Emperor Messiah Trump, the GREATEST president in the history of the universe.
Step 3: Share Truth Social account with US State Department. Remember, it’s definitely the only social media account you have because why would anyone need anything but Truth Social?
Step 4: Get Visa.
Then when the next idiot from the other side gets in, they’ll deny you a visa for having posted that lol
The question is why the fuck would you even bother for a visa to the land of the free pedophiles and fascists?
Why would anyone want to go in USA? There are lot of more beautifull, rich, safe, wellcoming places in the world.
It’s always shocking to me when new immigrants from Japan join the Japanese-English language exchange I frequent. Like why? Why now??
Yes this. And on a very unrelated note. I heard in places with rampant crime like in Brazil, locals carry two phones. One real phone and the other one for specific times when you’re being robbed.
Nice try, guy wearing a motorcycle helmet who wants two phones for the price of one bullet. I’m on to your schemes.
LOL. Yeah no.
What if they don’t have any social media accounts?
I don’t and I made one to use fb marketplace (I’m rural and it’s all I have), but I don’t post on it. I’m low key nervous about it. What if they throw a fit while I’m leaving, if I can convince my family to leave this forsaken place. I’m hoping it’s more strict coming back because if I’m fortune enough to get my people to Europe, I’m never leaving again.
Believe it or not, straight to jail.
Oh, I believe it.
Okay strait to jail. Nonblind loyalty won’t be tolerated in trumps America.
Colleague of mine had issues at DFW because they did not believe that he does not have a LinkedIn account.
People still use LinkedIn?
This is why I don’t use social media for anything except fluff, and I live in the US. The day is coming when this is going to be happening to US citizens too. Make a second account and log out of it, simple solution.
Alt accounts, my guy
So many unanswered questions.
Why would the U.S. embassy in Bangkok be issuing this statement? Does this only apply to Thai citizens? And is this actually a change to U.S. policy? Hasn’t ICE already been checking spot-checking social media accounts on mobile phones when people enter the country?
Anyway, fuck this trend.
