“I know what you’re doing, and it won’t work on me. You might desensitize everyone else in this country to the undead prowling the streets, but when the zombie apocalypse that must be your endgame inevitably does occur, there is at least one american who won’t walk willingly to his doom as if it’s all just some form of silly entertainment!”
I’d frame one of those letters and hang it up on the wall if I was him
Write back a letter of appeal each time. It should only read, “I’d do it again.”
Fuck that clown.
“I know what you’re doing, and it won’t work on me. You might desensitize everyone else in this country to the undead prowling the streets, but when the zombie apocalypse that must be your endgame inevitably does occur, there is at least one american who won’t walk willingly to his doom as if it’s all just some form of silly entertainment!”
Could you imagine the zombie apocalypse starting on Halloween???
People would be so fucked.
That would be a good premise for a movie though.