Oh they’re not my children. The neighbors keep dropping them off. They said somebody has to look after them while everybody else is out fighting wolves. Fortunately, when the parents came to pick up their children, nobody asked about those three, so I guess it all worked out in the end.
Recently, I seem to have a problem that there are too many wolves around. I’ve lost three children this month alone.
How many children do you have?
Oh they’re not my children. The neighbors keep dropping them off. They said somebody has to look after them while everybody else is out fighting wolves. Fortunately, when the parents came to pick up their children, nobody asked about those three, so I guess it all worked out in the end.
Sounds like you’re just feeding neighbouring kids to wolves.
Believe it or not, release more wolves.
Those are rookie numbers, coffee is for closers!
Check your local Republican Party HQ.