• SuperPengato@scribe.disroot.org
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    10 hours ago

    No, that’s fake news. What he said — he said you hear me ? He said he was gonna lower the price of eggs. And he did, it’s tremendous, the eggs… They’re cheaper than ever before. And they’re huge, huge eggs you wouldn’t believe it. I saw an egg… hear me, an egg that was so big it made Xi Jinpin afraid. Bigger than Greenland, and it was a cheap egg, a proud American egg. But now people don’t want cheap eggs, they want cheap gaz. Because that’s what woke Biden told em to want. /s

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      10 hours ago

      And they’re huge, huge eggs you wouldn’t believe it.

      The likes we’ve never seen before… And probably won’t again… 😅