• BreadstickNinja@lemmy.world
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    7 days ago

    He called the Pope “weak on crime,” lmao.

    And lo, when the penitent thief called to Jesus, he said, “Remember me, when you come into your kingdom.” And Jesus heard the thief repent and replied to him, “Naw, that’s some beta cuck shit. No parole, motherfucker.”

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      6 days ago

      The Vatican does have the highest crime rate per capita in the world.*

      * Because there are a few hundred inhabitants but millions of tourists each year