My pants.

The apartment I lived in the longest

The toilet in the apartment that I lived in the longest.

Wouldn’t it be the home they lived in the longest for most people?
Wait a minute, I know what you’re up to! You’re trying to discover whether there are any bears on the internet, aren’t you!?

My childhood home probably, since I spent more than a decade living there. I’ve never lived more than a decade in one place ever since. I bought a house recently, so we’ll see if I end up living here longer.

On the haters

Municipal water supply