• I was pulled over for speeding a couple weeks ago and the pig pulled the I smell marijuana on me. I smoke weed, but I was out of town working. Didn’t smoke any. I’ve never even smoked in my truck, and I didn’t have any on me. Clean clothes freshly showered. I got a little rude with him, we had a staring contest, and he went back to his vehicle. When he came back he apologized for accusing me, and still gave me a ticket.

    He went on to preach about how if he hadn’t said anything that would make him a lazy cop, and a lazy cop isn’t a good cop. Motherfucker was about 5’8" and probably close to 300 pounds. Egg shaped. And he’s got the audacity to say a lazy cop is a bad cop.

    Cops will still try to ruin your life over weed. If he’d decided that I was high, I would’ve been tested, which would have been positive because weed stays in your system for a month or more, so I would’ve gotten a DUI. This would cost around $10,000 and cause me to lose my job.