• TheLowestStone@lemmy.world
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    18 days ago

    As a bald man, I hope they thoroughly study my favorite bible passage:

    “Then Elisha went up from there to Bethel. And as he was walking along the road, some youths came out of the city and mocked him, saying, ‘Go on up, you baldhead! Go on up, you baldhead!’ Then he turned around, looked at them, and called down a curse on them in the name of the LORD. Suddenly two female bears came out of the woods and mauled forty-two of the youths.”

    That’s right kiddos, if you make fun of a bald guy, God will send bears to maul you.