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The secret is that you have to throw yourself at the ground and miss.
I tried hiring myself out as a distraction for people just before they hit the ground but the air horn and firecrackers aren’t working, maybe I just don’t have the legs for it
I remember reading that for the first time at 13 and thinking it was the smartest fucking thing I had ever read. It makes perfect sense too. Sadly my aim is impeccable.
It’s basically how orbiting works in a roundabout way. You just needed to go faster!
in a roundabout way
Very good.
