Amateur hour. I’m gonna start a tools of revolution as a service company! Stabr! For only 4.99/mo you will have access to a p-Fork series device that tracks not only total stabs, but also stabs per minute and the net worth of stabbed oligarchs! For only 2.99/mo more you can get the charging+sharpening base station!
I hate to be opportunistic but I think I’m going to start a pitchfork and torch company for future occasions when they might ne needed.
Amateur hour. I’m gonna start a tools of revolution as a service company! Stabr! For only 4.99/mo you will have access to a p-Fork series device that tracks not only total stabs, but also stabs per minute and the net worth of stabbed oligarchs! For only 2.99/mo more you can get the charging+sharpening base station!
You know your stuff. Get 'em on a subscription. That’s how the billionaires do it.
You know what they say: when there’s a gold rush, sell pickaxes
May I interest you in some shares in a guillotine manufacturing concern?