Nusm@peachpie.theatl.social to Funny@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 5 days agoFunniest Joke Ever!pyfedi-store.theatl.socialimagemessage-square56linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
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minus-squareVespair@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·5 days agoThere are 2.5 million ants per human. This ain’t the Planet of the Apes, it ain’t even the Planet of the Humans; we live on the Planet of the Ants.
minus-squareMonkderVierte@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up0·4 days agoPlanet of the Apes is a film. Or two.
minus-squareARGVMI~1.PIF@mastodon.sdf.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up0·5 days ago@Vespair Wait’ll you see how many bacteria there are. @Nusm
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·5 days agowhat do you mean see they are tiny.
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·5 days agoi’m on team fungus, team anteater and team crab anyways OMG DUDES WE SHOULD ALL GET CRAB COSTUMES AND TELL THEM WE CARCINIZED WHILE THEY WERE GONE they missed the rapture or something dammit stop talking to yourself who did you mean to send this to anyways
minus-squareVespair@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·5 days agoIncomprehensibly more. I was just trying to keep to complex multi-celled and non-microbial life for the sake of familiarity 😁
There are 2.5 million ants per human.
This ain’t the Planet of the Apes, it ain’t even the Planet of the Humans; we live on the Planet of the Ants.
The humble bacteria:
Planet of the Apes is a film. Or two.
@Vespair
Wait’ll you see how many bacteria there are.
@Nusm
what do you mean see they are tiny.
i’m on team fungus, team anteater and team crab anyways
OMG DUDES WE SHOULD ALL GET CRAB COSTUMES AND TELL THEM WE CARCINIZED WHILE THEY WERE GONE they missed the rapture or something
dammit stop talking to yourself who did you mean to send this to anyways
Incomprehensibly more.
I was just trying to keep to complex multi-celled and non-microbial life for the sake of familiarity 😁