My house has 41 000 devices playing only this film, 24-hours a day, 7 days a week. Every wall, countertop, ceiling, cupboard, drawer and floor is just wired for K-Pop Demon Hunters. We had to add the corridor of iPads 32 768 cycles ago (all time in my house is gauged in KPDH cycles now) because my kids had a stray thought.
We are independently funding research into upscaling the film into a single 16K resolution holographic implant. We’re having a little trouble with the thermocouple insulation, but we got data transfer rates to the cortex over 24 TB/s for the first time last week.
Unfortunately, this tech is only coded to a single digital experience, so there’s no other practical application. Reverse-engineering it would result in a cascade of collapses across the existing physical architecture. There are load-bearing devices broadcasting KPDH built into the foundation of my house.
The neighbours have called the city. We go to arbitration next week. The judge is in the fanclub so I don’t anticipate any problems.
Oh? None of this describes your home life? Well, aren’t you special.
So, full disclosure, its us.
My house has 41 000 devices playing only this film, 24-hours a day, 7 days a week. Every wall, countertop, ceiling, cupboard, drawer and floor is just wired for K-Pop Demon Hunters. We had to add the corridor of iPads 32 768 cycles ago (all time in my house is gauged in KPDH cycles now) because my kids had a stray thought.
We are independently funding research into upscaling the film into a single 16K resolution holographic implant. We’re having a little trouble with the thermocouple insulation, but we got data transfer rates to the cortex over 24 TB/s for the first time last week.
Unfortunately, this tech is only coded to a single digital experience, so there’s no other practical application. Reverse-engineering it would result in a cascade of collapses across the existing physical architecture. There are load-bearing devices broadcasting KPDH built into the foundation of my house.
The neighbours have called the city. We go to arbitration next week. The judge is in the fanclub so I don’t anticipate any problems.
Oh? None of this describes your home life? Well, aren’t you special.