You know the one. The dumb joke you chuckled at that now just comes out unbidden at random times.

  • postnataldrip@lemmy.world
    24·
    20 天前

    “What’s brown and sticky?”

    “A stick.”

    This one’s been doing the rounds in my family for as long as I can remember.

    • cpaq47@lemmy.world
      5·
      19 天前

      That’s a good one. I heard that the same time as my personal favorite

      “Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?”

      spoiler

      “Because it was dead”

      • MyBrainHurts@piefed.caOPEnglish
        21·
        18 天前

        Why’d the second monkey fall out of the tree?

        spoiler

        ___it was stapled to the first.

        Why’d the third monkey fall out of the tree?

        spoiler

        ___peer pressure

        Why’d the lemur fall out of the tree?

        spoiler

        ___thought it was a monkey.

    • cynar@lemmy.worldEnglish
      5·
      19 天前

      “What’s big brown and sticky?”

      “A big stick”

      “What’s brown, and hurts if it falls on you from a tree?”

      “A piano”