More than 5,300 years ago, Oetzi the Iceman was strolling through the Alps on the border of Austria and Italy when he was killed by an arrow in the back.
We’ve been doing weird stuff like this all along though, just look at beer, wine, cheese, kombucha etc etc. We let things get moldy then eat em drink em
I think the plan is to keep doing weird stuff until we kill ourselves.
We’ve been doing weird stuff like this all along though, just look at beer, wine, cheese, kombucha etc etc. We let things get moldy then eat em drink em
Yeah we used to grind up mummies into powder to make paint and stuff, it was a color called Mummy Brown
holy shit you weren’t joking
This Futurama joke makes more sense now: https://youtube.com/watch?v=qAur04gWg3s
Dude we used to grind up mummy and snort it for medicine.
Apparently people used to eat honey till they died, then into a barrel of honey https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mellified_man
Honey mummy, bread mummy, jerky mummy, if we find ourselves a cheese mummy we’ve got a damn fine sandwich!
Put’em in a stew?
Seems to be working.
C’est la vie