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Panel 1: [Coworker in a red tie with dark hair leans into the cubicle of IT who is busy on a computer, a key card or ID hangs around his neck]
Coworker: I clicked an email link and it says I need training?
Panel 2: [IT stops working and looks irritated]
IT: Ah yes. The Training.
Panel 3: [IT sprays the coworker with a spray bottle]
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IT: BAD! THAT WAS BAD!
Panel 4: [IT continues spraying the coworker, now crouching down hands raised defensively as the water is sprayed in his face. IT ha a look of glee on his face as another coworker walks by with a look of concern on her face, papers in hand.]
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Coworker: HISSS!
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The next training module unlocks after three hisses
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some of us like the ol’ spray bottle and newspaper tho, has nothing to do with being a risk. i mean there’s so much shit management out there they’d never invest the time to learn how to communicate properly with their employees. have you ever heard of any company anywhere doing that? I haven’t.