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Panel 1: [Coworker in a red tie with dark hair leans into the cubicle of IT who is busy on a computer, a key card or ID hangs around his neck]
Coworker: I clicked an email link and it says I need training?
Panel 2: [IT stops working and looks irritated]
IT: Ah yes. The Training.
Panel 3: [IT sprays the coworker with a spray bottle]
FSHSSSH
FSHSSSH
FSHSSSH
IT: BAD! THAT WAS BAD!
Panel 4: [IT continues spraying the coworker, now crouching down hands raised defensively as the water is sprayed in his face. IT ha a look of glee on his face as another coworker walks by with a look of concern on her face, papers in hand.]
FSHSSSH
FSHSSSH
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Coworker: HISSS!
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The next training module unlocks after three hisses
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Maybe, but I work at a university. With all of the faculty refusing to use the institution’s hardware and bringing their own, students with God knows what, and some of our infrastructure still running windows 95 because they won’t buy new software, I’m pretty sure the whole place is unfixable. Half of our IT rage quits every few months