May you please mark as sensitive content? maybe with a NSFL warning?
This is also how I feed the birds. I am banned from the park.
Pull the tapeworm out of your ass, hey!
Grant us eyes
This is how I got rid of mine but it was thanks to mice, not birds in my case. I felt like Cinderella!
I didn’t know tapeworms came out
They’re named after the tape measure and if those birds let go its the coming back in you’ve got to worry about.
I really regret commenting on this post
A reply in your inbox is just like a tapewormmeasure, it keeps you coming back to the post.
they do if they get exposed to water, where they release the eggs, or it gets long enough to exit the bumhole.
Older people around here tell stories of homemade treatments where the person would be fasting for hours while sat on a chair with a hole, with a bucket of milk or white wine. According to them, this would make the tapeworm get out (very slowly) into the bucket.
Sorry, babe, I just made plans for the weekend.
Hope you made plans for two
Nature is so beautiful.
How nice of those seagulls
On the one hand, perhaps this is my own fault for browsing all while eating spaghetti. On the other hand, what were the odds.
What’s the opposite of “not all heros wear capes”? Cus that’s what you are.
You’re like the villain no one deserved or something.
the one time I’m glad my internet is slow enough to read comments before any picture loads
Just in case you did bail before it loaded, it is a painting, not a photo, and it is unhinged but not gross. Per se.
This is the most ominous usage of per se I have ever seen.
Your username is almost relevant though
Go fly a kite
Jesus Christ, why?
The forbidden ramen.
What a terrible day to have eyes.
