DETROIT, MI - Billionaire Matthew Moroun, whose family recently lobbied the Trump administration to publicly threaten the Gordie Howe International Bridge which competes with their interests, has praised the ease of use of President Trump's new EZ-Bribe phone app.
Oh look, a satire site delivering what will turn out to be prophetic news 3 years from now.
But for real, this is almost pissing into the wind. Satire really is dead with how fucked this all is, huh?